Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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