dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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