why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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