I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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