Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Houston, we have a blender
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Randomize
