Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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