do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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