is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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