Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
