I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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