weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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