i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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