haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
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