Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
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