just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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