doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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