i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
All I want is dick and wine.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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