I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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