Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
We need to rekindle our bromance
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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