return my video game
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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