Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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