can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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