My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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