I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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