like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
