Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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