end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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