Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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