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I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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