i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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