Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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