Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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