I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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