Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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