bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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