You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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