what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Randomize
