love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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