there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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