have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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