piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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