doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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