i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Randomize
