That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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