I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
this hospital has no fireball
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize
