You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Randomize
