so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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