Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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