You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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