we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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