Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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