Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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