One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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