All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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