ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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