as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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