Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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