You really coming over, don't trick.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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