OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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