i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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