I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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